Barbie Twins

Now, I know you'll probably hate this, but I *so* hope this is a great big fat hit record!

I started off being oblivious to the annoying pink girlies in a sort of dismissive rise-above-it kind of way. The pink, the shrieking, the accent, the whole package was a turn-off. Then I started to notice they were always cheerful and nice. There's not enough niceness in the world and these two are Princesses of Nice. Princesses Amanda and Sam of Nice from the land of Pink in the country of Smiles.

I hope the record has a sparkley pink cover and that the 'i' in 'Barbie' is dotted with a little heart or maybe a star.


Please, my princesses, don't go down the "glamour model" route.