Tuesday, 16 April 2013

David Bowie is - The Victoria & Albert Museum

I went to see the 'David Bowie is' exhibition at the V&A yesterday and am jolly pleased I did. Anyone around my age will remember Mr Bowie from the early '70s, that alien life-form that appeared on Top of the Pops as Ziggy Stardust in 1972 singing about the 'Starman' who thought he'd blow our minds. Too late, Ziggy, you did and they stayed blown. And what a thrill it was to see your Ziggy suit in the flesh (so to speak) on a mannequin point out of the glass case at me.

The V&A exhibition is based on David's archives, his costumes and clothes over the last 40 years, hand-written lyrics, videos and memorabilia like his coke spoon and Berlin flat keys. It's a multimedia experience with touch and smell being the only senses denied. a giant video screen fills the wall of the penultimate room and that plays the 'lost' extended recording of 'The Jean Genie' from Top of the Pops all those years ago, David 100 feet tall and glorious in his electric power.

You don't get a ticket to the show, you get a sound recording to hang around your neck and earphones to listen to it all. I can see it, a sound n vision experience, I have a loathing for the audio-guide things so hung it round my neck and ignored it. I don't care what some anonymous voice is going to tell me, I want to see David's stuff. So I skipped the queue waiting to look in the peep holes at the start of the exhibition and threw myself into it properly.

It opens with David in the late '60s, his first attempts to be a pop star, the scene setting covers of books and records, most of which I by-passed and headed straight into the '70s and things I could recognise and that meant something to me. And there he was, Ziggy suit on a mannequin pointing at me, just as he'd done on Top of the Pops when he sang, 'So I picked on you-ou-ou' and pointed into the camera.  That's when the alien landed and he wasn't going to leave us alone. Ever.

Photographs, mannequins in costumes, hand-written lyrics with crossings out and replacement words, video screens, notes about recording sessions, photos I've never seen, notes from others to David (such as a note from Jim Henson about the early script for 'Labyrinth') and a wonderful host of other things. Different versions of the cover for the latest album, 'The Next Day' including one based on the 'Aladdin Sane' album cover. Stage sets for various tours, tour costumes and suits worn off stage.

Favourites were his Ziggy suit (of course), his distressed 'Earthling' Union Jack coat and his brocade McQueen frock coats, the lyrics to 'Starman', the contact sheet for the 'Diamond Dogs' photoshoot, his pierrot costume for 'Ashes To Ashes', the Berlin room and the enormous video wall. The astonishing thing is the attention to detail for everything over the last 40 years. Such a mind that could encompass it all, understand it all and link it all. And make it reality.

It's an excellent exhibition and I'd encourage everyone to go to it. Bowie has been in our lives forever and influenced virtually everybody in one way or another. The only downside to the exhibition is that the first series of rooms are so small that they get terribly crowded, particularly with people queueing to look through the peepholes (I didn't bother). The lighting could also be set to brighter in a few places. But, on the whole, it's an exciting experience and you'd do well to see it while you can.

Y'know what? David Bowie is.





'A Chorus Line' at The London Palladium

I went to see 'A Chorus Line' at the London Palladium and had front row seats in the Royal Circle so had a perfect view. I've never seen it before and have never been able to watch the film all the way through so I was in for an interesting night when I would finally learn what happens in this story and who wins in the end.

You know the story, of course, the tale of a day of auditions for dancers for the chorus line of a new Broadway show. We have new hopefuls and jaded dancers from a dozen other chorus lines, dancers who want to dance and dancers who need the money it'll bring. As the play unfolds we get to learn something about their lives, their hopes, dreams and fears, as they work their way through the audition process. We see them dancing, singing and talking, telling jokes and becoming 'real' people in front of us, people who, in some cases, we start to care about.

It's set in 1975 so the costumes are less than glamorous and feature a lot of brown/tan shades but we're spared the worst excesses of flares. The set is an empty theatre stage with a white stripe across the floor and a set of mirrors that turn round every now and then to become a matt black wall. The only costume change is when the dancers get hats to practice the big number with - and then we get the glitzy big number at the end with everyone in gold lame suits looking every inch the Broadway chorus line.

Some of the tales told by the dancers were fun and others heartbreaking, from the girls remembering when they escaped their home lives to go to the fantasy world that is the ballet, to the dancer who can't sing whose husband completes each sentence for her and the man who just needs money to feed his children. We hear of the ugly ducking who had work done to give her tits and ass (which really ought to be the title of the song rather than 'Dancing: Ten, Looks: Three'), of the girl who couldn't get on with her drama teacher and could feel nothing, of the lad whose first job was in a drag show and who was terrified of telling his parents and, when they find out, his father tells the producer to look after his son, the first time the boy has heard his dad call him 'son'. Some of the tales are touching and others are fun. All life is here.

There are no leads as such, it's a great ensemble piece with everyone stepping forward into the limelight now and then as well as taking their part in making up the backing troupe. The closest we get to leads are in the shape of Zach (the director) and Cassie (his former lover who tried to become an actress in Hollywood but is now back for a chorus job). She had extended dance sequence when she tries to prove herself to him, prove that she that she deserves a place in the chorus line despite him thinking she is too good. he pushes her hard for the rest of the play. Zach is played by John Partridge who you might know from 'Eastenders' but I know from playing the genocide peroxided Marilyn in the original cast of 'Taboo' ten years ago. Cassie is played by Scarlett Strallen who I last saw in 'Passion' at The Donmar Warehouse and as Truly Scrumptious in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' on the same Palladium stage.

I didn't really know what to expect but I thoroughly enjoyed the production and intend to go back to see it again. It's incredibly polished and professional, as you'd expect. I particularly like Leigh Zimmerman as the ageing Sheila who's done it all, sassy and knowing, and lets the mask slip when she wonders if she could open a dance studio when she can no longer dance professionally. I liked Scarlett as Cassie who utters the line, 'God, I'm a dancer and dancers dance!' before launching into an extended solo performance. Harry Francis was great as young Mark who wants his first Broadway job and Gary Wood was excellent telling the story of his hurtful past and realising that his father loved him but had never said so. I'd also single out Victoria Hamilton-Barritt as Puerto Rican Diana wanting her first Broadway job but not wanting to be the first to speak. Victoria was great and has a really powerful voice, definitely someone to watch out for.


If you get the chance then do go and see it. It's a tremendous production that deserves to run for some time and stick in the memory of everyone who sees it. I'll remember it.

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Yoko Ono's Meltdown 2013

If you've looked at this blog before then you're probably familiar with the annual Meltdown festival on the Southbank in London. Every year someone is chosen to curate a festival of art and music. Past curators have been David Bowie, Morrissey, Patti Smith and Ray Davies. This year it's the turn of Yoko Ono.

I've seen Yoko at past Meltdown festivals, as part of the ensemble at Patti Smith's Meltdown and full (and quite astonishing) Plastic Ono Band gig as part of Ornette Coleman's Meltdown. I went to see a retrospective of Yoko's work at the Serpentine Gallery last year. As soon as she was announced as the 2013 curator I knew we were in for a treat.

I'm a member of the Southbank to hear about and buy tickets to events before they go on general sale. The pre-sale for members was on Tuesday and the tickets go on general sale tomorrow, Thursday. I was lucky enough to get tickets to see Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band open the festival at the Royal Festival Hall, Siouxsie playing her first gig in five years, Patti Smith doing an evening of words and music in the intimate Purcell Room, and Marianne Faithfull and Boy George at the Queen Elizabeth Hall. 

That haul alone justifies the cost of my membership. I'm still mulling over trying for tickets to see Iggy & The Stooges and, of course, more events are still to be announced. I quite like the idea of seeing the film 'Battleship Potemkin' with the Pet Shops Boys soundtrack at the British Film Institute. No doubt, more will be announced in the next few weeks.

Thank you Yoko, I'm looking forward to this. I hope we get another Onochord at your gig!

Thursday, 4 April 2013

Heroines 1980

Here's a great photo I've nicked from Facebook. It was taken in 1980 and features Debbie Harry, Viv Albertine, Siouxsie, Chrissy Hynde, Poly Styrene and Pauline Black. Has there ever been a photo of such a talented group of artists together at one time? I've seen them all live.


Debbie is still gigging with Blondie and released 'Panic of Girls' two years ago. Viv released her first solo album (the excellent 'The Vermillion Border') last year and I saw her play live in January. Siouxsie has been quiet for a few years but will feature in Yoko Ono's Meltdown festival in June 2013. Chrissie has been quiet for a while. Poly released her last, most excellent, album in 2011 ('Generation Indigo') before she left us. Pauline is still around but not releasing music. The only icon missing from the photo is Gaye Advert.

You can't keep them punks down!

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

AFP & GTO - The Make Up Tour

Amanda Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra has announced some long-awaited UK dates on the Make Up Tour which, as Amanda says, is "as in re-scheduled, not face-painty-makeup, but there will be that and glitter too." Tickets go on pre-sale on 4 April so snap them up while you can:

Fri 11 Jul | The Ritz | Manchester
Sat 12 Jul | The Roundhouse | London
Sun 13 Jul | The Concorde | Brighton
Tue 15 Jul | The Academy | Bristol
Wed 16 Jul | The Institute | Birmingham
Thu 17 Jul | The Picture House | Edinburgh
Fri 18 Jul | The Academy | Dublin, Ireland


Amanda and the band are also playing Glastonbury and (gulp) the Newport Folk Festival in America and has promised to plug in her electric ukelele.

You need to see the force of nature that is Amanda Fucking Palmer!

Sunday, 31 March 2013

'The Book Of Mormon' at The Prince of Wales Theatre

I went to see 'The Book Of Mormon' last week and was both shocked and disgusted and laughed and laughed and bought the cast recording and was terribly ashamed of myself but, hey ho, that can't be helped. I first tried to see it in March 2011 on Broadway but it was sold out and I ended up seeing 'The Addams Family' instead. Two years later and I've finally seen it.

The show is doing great business and is virtually sold out until July so it's been extended for a further six months. I suspect it'll be a hot ticket for the rest of the year so you'd better book now.

It stars Gavin Creel (from 'Hair' and 'Mary Poppins' in the West End and 'Hair' on Broadway) who perfected the role on the American tour and Jared Gertner (who played the role on Broadway) as the naive "elders'  sent to Uganda along with Alexia Khadime from the Ugandan village, Giles Terera (last seen in 'Avenue Q') as her dad and Stephen Ashfield as the not-gay elder with his pink suitcase.

As you'd expect, it's full of great songs, great scenes and dance routines and, of course, lots of swearing and damning of organised religion (of all sorts). There are some great scenes such as the elders singing about sinful moments when they erupt into a tap dancing line in glittery waistcoats that would do any 1930s musical proud. There is also the 'man up' scene that ends the first half in which Jared sings that he'll 'man up all over himself'. Then there's the 'Spooky Mormon Hell Dream' sequence with the camp Hitler, the demons and skeletons dancing round the stage and Jesus coming on stage to call Gavin a dick. O dear, he's had it now...

As you might expect from the writers of 'South Park', the language is quite ripe and you might want to be wary of General Butt-Fucking-Naked. He turns out ok in the end though. I like the robe with the light trimming that Jesus wore (not quite disco-Jesus).

It's all quite fun, with some great song and dance scenes, some great comedy lines and it's always great fun to see Gavin Creel. I think I'll book to see it again!

The Unthanks - 'Ship Building'

Here's a lovely video of the The Unthanks' version of 'Ship Building'. It's from their last album, 'Songs From The Shipyard', that tells of the rise and fall of the shipyards of the North East over the 20th century. I saw them perform this live back in October 2012 when they sang the whole album at the Purcell Room in London.

The Unthanks - 'Ship Building' from Mikey Levelle on Vimeo.

Light Show, Man Ray and Becoming Picasso

I've been to a few exhibitions recently, starting off with ...

Light Show @ The Hayward Gallery

The hint is in the title, it's an exhibition full of works themed around light in various manifestations. One of my favourites was the first work you see when you go into the dimly-lit gallery, Cylinder II by Leo Villareal. It's a very big and rather marvellous piece in which light runs up and down silver streamers, sometimes random and sometimes making patterns. I stood and stared at it becoming ever more mesmerised by the magical lights. It's a very clever piece.

There are works that you walk into and interact with, others you sit and watch at a distance, some you can't touch and others you can join in and disrupt the flow of light to create your own art.

I loved Chromosaturation by Carlos Cruz-Diez that is made up of three rooms you can walk into and be saturated by different colours, bathed in bright primary colours that blend at the margins. It felt quite magical to be in those rooms, walking around and changing colour. A room full of blue light, another with red and another with green light, acting like photoshop on photos, everyone with cameras and phones out, experimenting with the light. It's not only art, it's great fun too!

The other piece I'd single out is Model for A Timeless Garden by Olafur Eliasson (the bloke that did The Weather Project - aka the Big Sun - at the Tate Modern ten years ago). It's basically a set of small fountains in a blacked out room with strobe lighting trained on the fountains. It's such a simple but effective idea and was quite magical, almost like seeing interactive diamonds in a dark dwarf kingdom.

Man Ray @ The National Portrait Gallery

There's a great exhibition of Man Ray photographic portraits at the National Portrait Gallery at the moment. It's not a big exhibition but it's quite a thrill to see all these famous people that've been photographed by the same man over six decades, see the changing styles, see the unknowns next to the famous, all quite fab really.

There are photos of Marcel Duchamp, a photo of George Braque and Pablo Picasso side by side, creators of Cubism, George looking quite workman-like and Picasso looking decidedly shifty. There's a rather dashing Ernest Hemingway, a bearded Henri Matisse and a host of others. Did he know every artist who was or was going to become famous? Later on we see a lovely, stylised portrait of Coco Chanel and a famous Virginia Woolf portrait.

It's not just the big names, the artists and film stars that he photographed. There was also the striking Barbette, a cross-dressing acrobat, with double exposures to show him on the high wire as well as in full make-up in the same photo.

It's quite a fun exhibition so go and see it while you can.

Becoming Picasso, Paris 1901 @ The Courtald Gallery

Yet another Picasso exhibition is the small but delightful 'Becoming Picasso' exhibition of his works from 1901 when he moved to Paris. As with every Picasso exhibition, it gets crowded so get there early. It's only made up of two rooms and, maybe, 30 paintings, but it's worth seeing.

My favourite painting was the in your face 'Yo Picasso' of the young and brash artist who knows he's good and knows he'll be the next big thing. I looked at it and looked at it and started to think he reminded me of someone else. Someone with the same attitude, the same moustache, the same flair for colour. Picasso looks like Prince! Or maybe Prince looks like the young Picasso? Who knows but there's definitely a resemblance.

Other paintings worth drinking in are 'Harlequin and Companion', one of a series of Harlequin paintings he did in Paris, and 'Evocation (The Burial Of Casagemass)'. The latter is very odd and doesn't really look like a Picasso painting, telling the story of the burial, from friends gathered round the body to his spirit riding off to heaven surrounded by the spirits of prostitutes he's known. Rather odd.

I like the Harlequin, the rather glum figures with a glass of absinthe, looking round and watching the world go by. I'd have that hanging on my wall any day...

Theatre Trips February-March 2013

It's occurred to me that I've been depriving you of my visits to the theatre this year, and there have been several. Where shall I start?

Merrily We Roll Along @ The Menier Chocolate Factory

Another Sondheim production from the Choccy Factory. It's struck a vein of gold with it's Sondheim productions, with 'Sunday In The Park With George' and 'A Little Night Music' not only transferring to the West End but also to Broadway, so I had high hopes for 'Merrily'. I saw a concert version of it a few years back so was familiar with the outline of the play.

It's a bit of an oddity in that it heads back in time rather than forward. It opens at a Hollywood party for the director's first blockbuster and from there we head back to when he and his partner had a success on broadway, further back to when they were a revue troupe and, further back to when they first met. From the swaggers of life, excess and success we later see them as young, idealists and hopeful.

I prefer the younger characters and felt the older versions of themselves were just plain unlikeable and that influences my view of the production. They were too shouty, too full-on and in your face and, if not unpleasant, at least not very nice. And why were they mic'd up? The Choccy Factory is a small venue that means you don't - or shouldn't - need microphones. I don't know if it was the play or the cast, but I wasn't terribly thrilled by it. Or, perhaps, it was the '70s setting moving back into the '60s - not terribly attractive costumes? I liked Jenna Russell who I've seen in Sondheims before (most recently in 'Into The Woods' and in 'Sunday In The Park') but that was about it. She does good drunk heckler.

It's another success, of course, and is transferring to the West End so you can see it for yourself and make up your own mind.

Privates on Parade @ The Noel Coward Theatre

This production of 'Privates on Parade' has now closed but I thoroughly enjoyed it from it's opening barrage of foul language to the closing scene of boarding a ship from Singapore back to Old Blighty. I've never seen it before but sort of know what it's about and that 'It Ain't Half Hot, Mum' was a sort of comedy telly series version of it.

It's the tale of a private posted to a concert party in Malaya at the end of the Second World War, finding his feet and love in the strange environment of camp entertainers, homosexuality and racism, prostitutes and the black market, mad officers and, of course, the Malaysian rebels/freedom fighters. There are some lovely song & dance set pieces and some rather long (and dull) diatribes by the worthy officer. There's nudity when the soldiers take turns having a shower after rehearsals one day.

Even Simon Russell Beale gets in on the act when he's changing costumes between routines, wearing what looks like a corset and then stands up, turns round and there's his bare bum. Not the best sight but brave of him to do it. Other than that, he was great fun as the camp officer leading the troupe in his short shorts, with his many costume changes, singing and dancing as Vera Lynn, Marlene Dietrich and Carmen Miranda and giving good show.

I thoroughly enjoyed the production. It was nice to see Harry Hepple on stage again but he didn't have any solo songs. It was quite strange seeing actors acting badly in character, making themselves look like amateurs that just happen to have found themselves in the concert party and away from the front line. Simon Russell Beale was great fun with his various set pieces and, of course, becoming the gallant hero at the end when he marries the Anglo-Indian leading lady who's become pregnant by the private and takes her to her land of dreams, Britain.

Dear World @ The Charing Cross Theatre

If you've heard of this play before you're probably one of a small elite of theatricals - I'd never heard of it but I have heard of the film it was made into, 'The Madwoman of Chaillot'. I've only seen 'Madwoman' once, with the lead taken by Katherine Hepburn, but it's stayed with me over the years.

The play is set in Paris after the war as the world changes from olde to modern with old social mores changing to greed and exploitation. Naturally, a group of greedy entrepreneurs discover oil under Paris so need to exploit it. This is where Countess Aurelia (aka the Madwoman) enlists the help of the Sewerman, the Madwoman of the Parks and the Madwoman of the Dogs to save Paris and banish the greedy folks to a strange underworld which is conveniently accessed through a manhole in her cellar.


It's a rather dated piece from the late '60s with a simple environmentalist theme but I liked the wonder, simplicity and deft incisiveness of the Madwoman. She lost her lover many years ago and chooses to live a romantic world of her own creation but she sees through the modern world quite easily. Don't mess with the Madwoman.

It's a rather thin play and the songs are a bit over-long but it's great fun nonetheless. It stars Betty Buckley and Paul Nicholas (yes, that Paul Nicholas). The night we went it also hosted Una Stubbs and Trevor Nunn in the audience.

The Judas Kiss @ The Duke of York Theatre

The Judas Kiss is the tale of Oscar Wilde and Lord Alfred Douglas in which the first act is set the day before Oscar is arrested and the second act sees him released from prison and living, penniless, in Naples. It stars Rupert Everett as Oscar and Freddie Fox as Bosie. We see Oscar at the height of his powers and then laid low by his time in Reading gaol.

Rupert Everett gave us a masterclass in understated acting, for the most part sitting in a chair just off centre-stage speaking calmly and letting the other characters whirl around him in passion and anger and frustration. No matter what the others do, the eye and attention always travels back to Rupert and his performance as Oscar. His deliberate indecisiveness and, later, world weariness, seems to drip from the stage, the ennui of being alive being so troublesome.

I wasn't terribly keen on Freddie Fox who seemed to stamp around the stage declaiming at the top of his voice like a spoilt child - the very role I last saw him in in 'Hay Fever' last year. Of course, some of that will have been the part and the direction, but two similar performances in the space of a year doesn't make me wish for more.

As with 'Privates on Parade' there was unexpected nudity and it seemed like all the men under the age of 30 had to get their kit of at some point. On the other hand, it allowed Rupert to make some choice comments about the equipment of the Italian sailor Bosie picks up one night.

So, which was the most fun? 'Privates on Parade'. Which was the most wondrous? 'Dear World'. Which was the most thoughtful? 'The Judas Kiss'.

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Poems On The Underground 150 - Chi Chi Prelude

I've mentioned the Poems on the Underground series a few times in this blog. I like stepping onto a Tube train, ideally getting a seat and glancing at the various adverts around the carriage before ignoring everything by getting out a book and listening to music. The Poems on the Underground posters change that routine and make me read the poetry thrust at me in ordinary life. It usually makes me think as I read and re-read on the journey around London and my book stays in my bag.

This morning I got on the District Line to St James's Park, looked above the door and there was a new poem that I hadn't seen before so I read it. It has the glorious title of 'Bam Chi Chi La La London, 1969' and is by Lorna Goodison. It's part of the new series of poems chosen for the 150th anniversary of the London Underground. I don't know who or how the poems are chosen but this is an inspired choice.

Read the poem. Read it twice and savour the words, then think about it:

In Jamaica she was a teacher. Here she is a charwoman
at night in the West End. She eats a cold midnight meal
carried from home and is careful to expunge her spice
trail with Dettol. She sings 'Jerusalem' to herself and
recites the Romantic poets as she mops hallways and 
scours toilets, dreaming the while of her retirement
mansion in Mandeville she is building brick by brick.

The first line sets the scene and we follow her careful journey, never losing her love of poetry as she mops floors and recites poems to herself. I suspect many people reading this will recognise the reality behind these words. This could be the story of so many people who come to London to fulfil dreams or escape harsh realities. It's partly what makes London the great city it is.

Can you recite any of the Romantic poets?

Another poem I've noticed on the Tube is by Mr Wordsworth (such a great name for a poet) and is an extract from his very long poem, 'The Prelude'. I remember having an enormous copy of 'The Prelude' full of notes and additional reading many years ago. I last read it in 1982 so can't claim to remember any of it but it's nice to see a quote from William that doesn't involve daffodils or the Lake District.


The River proudly bridged, the giddy top
                              And Whispering Gallery of St. Paul’s, the Tombs
Of Westminster, the Giants of Guildhall;
Bedlam, and the two maniacs at its gates,
Streets without end, and churches numberless,
Statues with flowery gardens in vast squares,
The Monument, and armoury of the Tower.

It's a different side of London to the experience outlined in 'Bam Chi Chi La La' but just as valid. It's the view of a young man with sufficient money to visit London in the late 1700s and glory in it's diversity. That diversity continued to grow and still continues to the benefit of us all.

There are another four poems in the latest series so I'll have to keep my eyes open for them.