Britain's Got... Eh?

O poo! Why didn't the Dream Bears get through? They were fun, they took risks, they wore clothes that were too small and tight... what's the problem?

I haven't watched any of 'Britain's Got Talent', either this series or previous ones, but I've watched the semis this week and I'm astonished. This is talent? I didn't see any of the previous shows or performances, but I'd heard the hyperbole. Singers assisted by backing vocals to cover up karaoke voices. A guitarist that just copies a Robert Palmer video. A grandfather and grand-daughter double act that can't sing. Eh? What am I missing?

I'm bored by the show now. Click on over to watch the Bears have fun with 'It's Raining Men' and ignore the rest of the shows.