The Three Ages of Man

I met colleagues from the Family Matters Institute today and one had a seasonal story I will shamelssly nick about the Three Ages of Man.

You believe in Santa Claus [boy]
You don't believe in Santa Claus [man]
You are Santa Claus [dad]

At which point in the meeting I caressed my luxuriant Christmas beard and lightened the mood with some laughter. Beards are very useful things.