Vain Thing

I am a vane thing, vein I tell you, vain. Like, I get a beard and I get snap happy with my phone. Then I not only get it trimmed but I also get new glasses - on the same day no less - and *click* there's no stopping me.

Well, that's the result. Um, I'll just get some more dandelion and burdock pop from the fridge while you mull over the result. My new glasses are varifocals (yes, I am old) so it'll take a little while to get used to them but they do seem marvellous so far.